It's no good, Fleas4U. You're trying not to meet my eye because you went upstairs and shed fleas all over everything up there, and then the door blew shut and you were stuck with your guilt.
Trying to sneak off, aren't you.
Cats tricks: not allowed upstairs and not allowed to jump on the side in the kitchen: the two things he wants to do most because he's not allowed to.
Fleas4U, you need to mind your manners round mine.