Hooray for Westerns! John Wayne lives in Wayniverse, riding from film to film without so much as the blink of an eye. Pchhh! Pchhh! bullets; the whinnying of a panicking horse and the chaotic, asymmetric thumping of hooves on desert sand.
Thwack! The punch on the sweaty chin of the baddy.
You don't even need to watch. It all just happens anyway.
Hooray for Westerns!